My rise to the top of ETCW has been a calculated, determined course of planning and cunning. I manipulated rules, minds, and situations in my win streak that included victories over Chic White, Brad Cash, Cadillac Cowboy, Ryan Hunter, Austin White and now the former champ- Big Luke Walker. Last night, I blacked out when I was putting the Figure Four on Big Luke.... and I woke up and they were telling me that I was the champ... Proving that I don't even need to be awake to win Championships and Steal Hearts! LONG LIVE THE FUNK~ and ALL HAIL THE KING!
