Funkmaster V has all FEMALE drivers

Hey gals! Are ya sick of big, scary, tattoo'd, sweaty, weirdos that say lewd things to you while are needing a ride home (when you may or may not be in the best... condition?) Funkmaster V guarantees that you will either be picked up by a female driver, or in rare occasions, by Funkmaster V himself. Funkmaster V's Uptown Cabs is creeper free!!!!